Sunday, October 11, 2009

How to Spot a European Male

I'm just here to help.

In case you've been wondering how to tell just by looking - without embarrassing yourself by going up and speaking to one without knowing first, I present a primer on the euromale, part one.

The pants are a dead giveaway. In the young males, it's because they are tighter than jeans worn by American males (plus the over-shaping of the eyebrows.) This is for another day, however.

Behold - the colored pants:


Avocado



Lemon chiffon



Apricot



Cherry Red



Lime Sherbet


Raspberry



Tangerine Dream




Don't EVEN get me started on the MAN BAG





And just to show you that Americans aren't the only ones making the mistake of Crocs in public, here is a lovely example of a Swedish woman, awaiting the ferry from Torcello.

It just goes to show you, Americans aren't the only slovenly people on vacation.

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