In case you've been wondering how to tell just by looking - without embarrassing yourself by going up and speaking to one without knowing first, I present a primer on the euromale, part one.
The pants are a dead giveaway. In the young males, it's because they are tighter than jeans worn by American males (plus the over-shaping of the eyebrows.) This is for another day, however.
Behold - the colored pants:
Avocado
Lemon chiffon
Apricot
Cherry Red
Lime Sherbet
Raspberry
Tangerine Dream
Don't EVEN get me started on the MAN BAG
And just to show you that Americans aren't the only ones making the mistake of Crocs in public, here is a lovely example of a Swedish woman, awaiting the ferry from Torcello.
It just goes to show you, Americans aren't the only slovenly people on vacation.
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